Top Ten Things I Learned From a Cow
I saw this while surfing around, thought it was really cute.
Top Ten Things In Life I Learned From A Cow
Posted by “karenrbw” on homesteadingtoday.com.
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don’t cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing cud, remember there’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste.
4. The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth.
7. Honor thy father and mother and all your udder relatives.
8. Never take any bull from anybody.
9. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
10. Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
Here are a few more:
Moooove along quickly or you will get stepped on.
Take time to stop and eat the flowers.
Party till the cows come home.
Cows have taught us to “eat mor chikin.”
Anyone have any more to add?
