Raw Milk Vending Machines
Forget candy and soda machines, bring on raw milk vending machines.
That’s what is happening, but unfortunately nowhere near my home. Yes, you can find a raw milk vending machine in France, thanks to some innovative thinking by Michel Cantaloube.
Here’s the scoop:
“Raw-milk vending machine set up by Michel Cantaloube outside a Leclerc supermarket in Montauban, France. On the left, a glass-bottle dispenser. On the right, customers access the “raw milk fountain” behind the small shiny door. The machine sells 200 liters per day. It is restocked every morning. Sensor chips keep its owner informed in real time, via his cell phone, of the milk temperature and volume.”
How cool is that? Very forward thinking to say the least, and so nice to see. Can you imagine how much healthier kids today would be if, instead of candy, snack, and soda machines everywhere, they would find raw milk vending machines instead? They could run cool cow ads on TV like the humorous Chick Fil A ads and I bet it would catch on and go like wildfire.
Well that’s just a pipe dream I suppose, but maybe sometime in my lifetime. I’d really like to see it. But it’s good to see it’s going on somewhere anyway. It helps that the sale of raw milk is legal in France. We do have states though where it is legal to sell raw milk, so maybe one of those states might forge ahead and bring on some raw milk vending machines. (California, I’m looking at you.)
Read more: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/raw-milk-dispenser.html#ixzz1dACHcUI0
For you who want to sell raw milk: Guard yourself (“Rawesome Foods” or similar) from Government Almighty’s Wrath, by doing the following: Find the oaths and rituals of the State of California (or the FDA, or XYZ), and of the Feds, and have them ready. Now, set up a video camera and an off-site storage space for video footage (so that Government Almighty may not confiscate your data). See the following web site: http://reason.com/archives/2010/09/20/how-to-record-the-cops … Which I will now excerpt from: “Qik and UStream, two services available for both the iPhone and Android phones, allow instant online video streaming and archiving. Once you stop recording, the video is instantly saved online. Both services also allow you to send out a mass email or notice to your Twitter followers when you have posted a new video from your phone. Not only will your video of police misconduct be preserved, but so will the video of the police officer illegally confiscating your phone (assuming you continue recording until that point).” http://qik.com/ and http://www.ustream.tv/ that is…
Then, before they can buy ANY food, require ALL of your new customers, in front of said camera, to swear up and down on a stack of Bibles or on their mother’s grave or whatever sacred rituals they do in court these days… Have them SWEAR they are practicing their religious freedoms to buy ritual items for the feeding of the Scienfoology effigies or what have you, that they have NO intention of personally eating said food, or providing it to others, and that they are NOT agents of Government Almighty! Then when they haul you up on charges, have your lawyer trot out said video of Government Almighty jack-booted thugs, and ask the jury. “Now, just exactly WHY should you believe this person’s testimony?”
Need I say more? See http://www.churchofSQRLS.com for full details…